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ROBERT KONG |
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"Us
Kongs come with massive height, intelligence, strength, and agility. And
even though it may not look like it, I am still superior Kong."
-DK
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"Robert
likes to do ambiguously gay things such as long walks on the beach, ballroom
dancing, and grabbing of other men's chests... but for the most part he's
straight ... I guess... maybe not."
-Jack
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Class: Beginner He's Dave Kong 2.0. A slightly more robust, two year younger version of his older brother with a special knack for computer gaming and sweet talking cute girls. Robert is especially looking forward to the nights of poker, and is a budding gambling addict, although he probably doesn't know it yet. |
