DAVE KONG

Snowboader
Veteran

"The one and only person who rivals my spiderman fetish~ come on now... spiderman cookies... and I thought my collection of 15 spidey pez dispensers was intense. Hah."
-Yo
"David is one of the most competitive people I know. He inspires me to push myself and to always try my best. And in all my years, I have learned one most important lesson; when you kick his ass in something you gotta rub it in his face."
-Hubert

Class: Advanced

One of the tallest Asian men to ever brave the ski slopes, Dave uses his height to his advantage while carving the mountain, getting things from tall cabinets, and pile driving Lim Cheu into the snow. Dave is the mastermind behind this year's ski trip, and will be our legal shield when we get in trouble.