Big Heads, Inc. is the worldwide leader in absolutely nothing. We are unmatched in our unproductivity and crapto-innovation. Our unparralled non-existent products and services have paved the way for dust and air to settle on. Since being founded in 2002, we have built upon a solid foundation of values, including a focus on clean underwear and selling black market goods on Ebay or Yahoo auctions. Through our partnerships with these two companies we have grossed nearly $65.34 and amassed a positive feedback rating of 28.9%. From mod chips, haxors, and sexual innuendos the future of Big Heads has never been brighter.

Positions at Big Heads, Inc. are considered a lifetime contract. There are no "full-time" or "part-time" positions available. We are looking for an entry-level person who has 18 years of on the job experience. The ideal candidate must be young but possess the knowledge of a 100 year old rocket scientist who has never left his quarters except to do work but when he does leave for work he only comes back home to do more work.

Requirements include BS or higher Degree in Computer Science, Electrical Engineering, or related degree, or equivalent experience and 5+ years of experience developing software applications. Also application development experience using Visual Basic, ASP, ASP.NET, XML, JavaScript, ADO, ADO.NET, PHP, SQL, Cobalt, Pascal, Java, C#, Perl, C, C++, Actionscript, HTML, CSS, Assembly and any other obscure language which may turn us on. Successful candidate must also have working knowledge of full life cycle development process, requirements gathering, and prototype development. Please submit a cover letter along with your resume followed by your portfolio, code examples, demo reel, blood test, and immigration papers.

Responsibilities will include coding, data mining, basic housekeeping, yard work, shoe polishing, laundry, cooking along with groveling and car repair. Any plumbing or gardening may require candidate to bring their own tools.